Membership

Escape the dreariness of life by using one weird trick…

2013 called—they want their sleazy marketing tactics back! So in the interest of fairness, here’s what an Amethyst Writes membership won’t give you:

  • A flat belly or three minute abs
  • A $5 trick to erase wrinkles (dermatologists hate her!)
  • $379 per day working from home
  • Wings (that’s what Redbull’s for, right?)
  • Superpowers
  • The ability to travel through time

So what exactly does the membership give you?

The ability to read my novels right on this site waaaay before the public can get their hands on them, of course!

There isn’t a weird trick involved—all you have to do is choose a plan that’s right for you and you’ll have access to all my novels, including future releases. All this for barely the price of coffee per month, some avocado toast per year or half an iPad for life!

  • The price of barely one coffee per month? That’s some super affordable reading!
  • Roughly how much one printed book costs
  • Just one payment per year
  • Pay once and read an ever-expanding collection of novels for life
  • Literally set and forget because you never have to pay again

And the best thing is, you’re not locked into a contract. Don’t like the cut of my jib? Cancel anytime.

The truth is, you don’t have to

You can find so much (good) writing for free these days, and most authors write for the joy of it anyway.

While we enjoy it immensely, writing novels isn’t easy. So much goes into it, including time spent planning, outlining, world-building, research, fact-checking—and that’s before we’ve even written a word! Then there’s countless nights poring over every little detail to make sure everything flows as it should.

Have I broken the fourth wall?

Did I introduce this character too early?

Is the grammar okay for this part?

And it goes on and on.

Treat this as an online repository of books… by the same author

An online repository of books that you can access without downloading anything, that is.

Sure, you can buy my books in the store when they come out or go over to Amazon and buy an eBook there, but why wait? For as long as you stay subscribed, you can read everything I put out immediately. Read everything chapter by chapter and enjoy the suspense 😉

These prices won’t stay this low forever though (how can they when I’m continuously expanding the collection?), so get in quick before they rise. And trust me, they WILL rise.

Don’t feel like spending money? No worries. There’s plenty of free stuff for you to enjoy in the meantime.

What’s your refund policy?

Because you get instant access to everything, there will be no refunds.

I don’t say that to be a money-grubbing asshole, I say that because you can’t return what isn’t delivered physically and you can’t unread what you’ve already read 😉 But if you decide later down the road that what I write just isn’t for you, you can cancel anytime.

I hope to see you on the inside 🙂